Are you a Knicker Novice or a Sexual Sophisticate?
Every day I am inundated with countless tweets, letters and private Instagram messages (of varying degrees of seemliness) from a privately pent-up female population.
Though the messages vary wildly (today it could be a bridesmaid looking to treat the bride on her hen, tomorrow it could be a stripper showing me the inner workings of her latest fringed playsuit – thanks for that one, @MistressVixenXXX), I find the women fall into two distinct camps:
1. The Knicker Novice
2. The Sexual Sophisticate