This week I have mainly been gazing into my crystal ball. And I can tell you, it’s a minefield. Once you start getting into the intricacies of zodiacs and horoscopes, star gazing and moonraking, you can pretty easily fall into a vortex out of which it is difficult to climb.
But I made it back, and I’m now filled with a deep knowledge of star signs and what it means for you and your knickers.
I’m not joking.